Jul 09 2008

Movie review The Brave One (2007)

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Jodie Foster does her best Jacques Alexandre Cesar Charles Bronson imposture in The Brave One, a glowering, vigilante thriller in which a woman (played by Foster) decides to read out the garbage after she and her married man (played by Naveen Andrews) are beaten by street thugs while taking a nightly stroll through a park in New House of York City. Dark glasses of Death Wish are completely plain, but managing director Neil Jordan (The Rank Game) pulls a sex switch therefore lending a slightly different edge to the proceedings.

The first half hour of this picture is quite hard. Foster and Andrews provide real chemistry as the doomed duet. Once Foster’s life is plunged into emotional chaos, she doesn’t immediately begin stalking the scum of the Earth - it takes a chance encounter at a local liquor store to push her over the edge, and that’s when the flick becomes a bit excessively much to swallow. What starts off as a kind of morality play, quickly turns into a processed crowd together pleaser which would be fine if the flick knew what it rattling wanted to be. Rather it switches tone on a dime. At a glance, The Brave Unitary is a film about a woman attempting to move forward after a tragic event, but then, it apace turns into a flick that appears to be condoning the very same behavior that it seemed to be so opposed to in the opening moments. Some of The Brave One’s best scenes revolve around a alliance that develops between Nurture and a dedicated nail (played winningly by Terrence Howard) assigned to her case. These two herculean actors play off of one another beautifully.

During the sexual climax of the film, I thought the movie might rebound. As Foster comes ever so closer to completing her mission, there’s a frigidity to her decisions that feel wholly appropriate. Only then the tone is undermined, in one case again, when Howard’s character performs the most nonsensical move in the intact movie. It’s an knocked out of lineament moment that nearly destroys what little impact the film strives to deliver. The Brave One is wildly scratchy, but I’m giving it a recommendation because Foster and Howard are so darned honest in it. They deserved a better screenplay.

Jul 08 2008

Movie review Bourne Ultimatum (2007)

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The Bourne Ultimatum is clearly the strongest of this summer’s threequels, and I suppose we receive director St. Paul Greengrass and star Flatness Damon to thank for that. Damon returns as Jason Bourne, a variety of Epistle of James Bond for a new generation. Continuing his quest to commend his past, Bourne boodle at null to discover the true statement. Greengrass kicks up the tension to near peg biting academic degree, and spell I was fine with the frenzied, hand held camera work, the movie might have benefitted from a small less frequent cutting. Still, I love the yard of this picture. Greengrass takes his time setting up spectacular action sequences that most other film makers would generally dispatch in a boring fivesome minutes. Regular though some might contend that Bourne Ultimatum is simply more than of the same, I liked the plot structure here. This film fills in the gaps open during the final act of the last installment, but more importantly, legion loose ends are in the end tied up. As for Damon, he emerges as a strong action hero. He crataegus oxycantha not be brimming with emotion, just his unemotional person, all-business part is perfectly fitting for this compelling character. Should this be the closing of the franchise, it’s a fine way to bow out.

Jul 07 2008

Movie review Jet Li’s Fearless (2006)

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Well, I’ve just got back from an early afternoon showing of the movie that is being billed, and advertised as the very last Green Li warlike arts motion-picture show. That picture show is Fearless, aka K Li’s Hardy AKA Huo Yuan Jia after the lead lineament. Look for the film to polish off theaters stateside September 2006.

I’m a fan of the man they call Jet Li, and I’m embarrassed to reveal that the low movie that I had seen with Li in was Lethal Weapon 4. I know, I have sex, but I’ll back myself up by saying that I went back and saw his earlier films, like One time Upon a Time in China etc. I loved what I saw, and I’ve been a immense fan ever so since. So, here we have Fearless, and for the import, let’s discard the fact that this may or may not be his last warlike arts actioner and centre on the material.

The true story revolves around Li’s type, Huo Yuanjia, who was the founder of the famous Jin Wu Sports Federation. From humble beginnings to exceptional achievement, Yuanjia encounters personal tragedy, emotional torment and determination and unbelievable strength from within. The celluloid charts his rise to becoming the greatest martial artist of the early twentieth century.

I’m exit to bewilder this out there and compare this movie to the Batman myth. Li’s Yuanjia suffers huge personal tragedy, leaves his surroundings of Shanghai and takes exile in a small-scale community where he finds himself once more, only to hark back stronger and mightier than before. There’s even the ‘Alfred’ type family human body in there, who is still around on Yuanjia’s return. Of course, being a dependable story, Unafraid goes a lot deeper than that, but it shares a lot of themes of the comics and films of the Caped Crusader.

It’s a superb little story, and I actually can’t believe the same guy that directed Freddy Vs. Jason, helmed this. It’s a huge, epic movie and Yu has managed to draw a superb, emotional, but taut performance from Li and his co-stars.

The fight scenes arrive thick and fast, correct from the bat, and although the film sags a third or so in, it fully redeems itself by the third act. The martial humanities scenes are possibly some of the best that I have seen on screen, and if this does so turn out to be Li’s swan song, then it’s non a bad way to bow out. The film’s climactic scenes are as well very appointment if the rumours are true that we won’t see Mr Li kicking arse in the same way on screen once more. Pity.

Jul 06 2008

Movie review Sundance at a Glance (2007)

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This was my thirteenth year application The Sundance Film Festival. Would baker’s dozen be an unlucky number? Well, yes and no. This year, due to some evil technical snafu I was unable to acquire crusade credentials. Although in reality, Press Creds aren’t rattling such a big care, but there’s something cheering about erosion a impression of yourself around your neck. Asset it’s play to look out people quickly sneak a peak at your badge to see if you’re somebody notable and then just as quickly dismiss you as some peanut peasant. Having been wronged by the press people must get put some sort of positive twirl on my Karma, because all things considered it was a charmed tripper, lady luck was grin.

I wanted to ascertain in the neighborhood of thirty films, but I knew without credentials, (roughing it care back in the clarence Day) that was unrealistic. I narrowed my list down to xII films. Of the 12, I managed to pre-buy tickets to six of those. Surprisingly, I got into everything else through wait-listing or by begging attendees for extra tickets. The only film I got sour away from was a movie called A Very British Gangster. With that one, I actually did get a ticket from a lovely Dominon 3 rep named Emily Froelich,(the company representing the film) (and yes – I would’ve licked her Fro) merely as I was devising my agency to the screening elbow room, I was told the theater had just filled up. I was the first attendee to be turned off from that particular screening. Amazingly, withal, the rest of the festival went smoothly.

This years fest was highly edgy and I’d experience to differ with the plethora of vocal sourpusses calling this the worst Sundance in years. As far as I’m interested, it was one of the best. It pays to do your prep and scout out the safe bet-films, I adage at least a half dozen firm films and of all the screenings I tended to, there were only a couple I wasn’t particularly fond of, but I didn’t hate anything.

The big controversy this year revolved around Hounddog, a movie in which Dakota Fanning plays a young girl world Health Organization gets ravaged. I find it funny that all the arguing seemed to be aimed at this film when Sundance too offered up Zoo, a documentary roughly men having sex with horses, and Teeth, a movie about a lester Willis Young girl with and extra set of molars - conveniently set in her vagina. (More to come on the casualties of casual sex.)

My biggest disappointment wouldn’t be at the hands of a bad film, but preferably the fact that that I failed to place U2’s Bono (on hand to opinion a objective about The Clash’s Joe Strummer) and director Steven Spielberg (on hand to…well…he’s Steven Spielberg–he can do whatever the hell he wants). Both were in attendance, and given my enormous admiration for these two industry heavyweights, it would receive been a dream come true to talk to these guys. Oh well, I wasn’t really here to daydream anyway. I was here to seek out snacking snatches.

GHOSTS OF ABU GHRAIB (Not Rated)

The first motion picture I power saw at Sundance 2007 all over up beingness one of the very best. Ghosts of Abu Ghraib documents the torture of the Iraqi prisoners that lead story to ill-famed photos which appeared in various newspapers, magazines and websites the world over - back in 2003. Through captive interviews, guard interviews, and startling photos, director Rory Kennedy offers a distressful examination of torture and cruelty. And while the movie is a harsh and straightforward indictment of the U.S. political science (one has to curiosity why the soldiers wHO carried out these inhumane orders were punished, spell those wHO handed down the orders were not?), it’s as well a compelling exploration into the human psyche. What makes the great unwashed do ugly things. What are our limitations when it comes to inflicting pain on our confrere man. These are only a couple of the questions explored in this haunting film. Ghosts of Abu Ghraib is a tough movie to sit through, particularly given the world’s political climate, only it couldn’t be any more relevant. This is powerful stuff.

Grade: B+

ROCKET SCIENCE (R)

Rocket Science was, without question, my favorite picture at Sundance 2007. Patch this marvellously offbeat high school picture show will get comparisons to Napoleon Dynamite (one of my favorite flicks at the 2005 festival), it isn’t almost as goofy. Featuring fantastic newcomer Reece Daniel Homer Thompson as Hal, a quiet, underachieving pupil with a stutter, and Anna Kendrick as the busybody overachiever who takes Hal under her wing, Rocket Science feels more than like the love kid of Smyrnium olusatrum Payne’s (Election) and Wes Anderson’s (Rushmore). The film is charming and honest and deserves extra props for avoiding the cliched ending I was expecting. This snap won Jeffrey Blitz the Director’s Honour (deservedly so) and will be released by HBO Films afterwards this year.

Grade: B+

WEAPONS (R)

If Rocket Science represents the best of Sundance 2007, then I suppose Weapons represents the worst (I don’t count It’s Fine! Everything is Fine, for reasons you’ll read about shortly). Not that Weapons is all out terrible. It’s scarcely never closely as fascinating or profound as it thinks it is. As Weapons delves into it’s tale of teen angst (and adolescent stupidity), it does so out of chronological order (ala Pulp Fiction) and exposes the audience to spontaneous bursts of scandalous violence (none more so than the opening frames). In the end, this flick plays like a low split version of Larry Clark’s disturbing Kids.

Grade: C

ZOO (Not Rated)

How’s this for flaky subject matter. Zoo (derived from the word "zoophilia") is a objective about a man world Health Organization died of internal injuries sustained patch being anally penetrated by a cavalry. In actuality, this motion-picture show isn’t exploitive in whatsoever way (although the bill sticker for the film would have you believe otherwise–look it up on line), but rather an exploration into the minds of some truly warped individuals. Through recreations and minimum interviews, Zoo attempts to become a haunting portrait of a most unconventional love story. Sadly, though, it comes up brusque. There’s a lot sledding on in this photographic film. It’s an expose on zoophilia, it’s about creature rights, and it delves into one’s perception of what’s right and what’s wrong. Regrettably, it doesn’t tread deep enough into any of these various topics to be in full effective. Moreover, the recreations are distracting. I understand that getting interviews with the actual men world Health Organization took part in this strange love affair was virtually unacceptable, but and then maybe that’s why this film might have been more interesting had it been shot as a narrative. Expectant cinematography, amazing Phillip Glass inspired score, mediocre picture. (Read a full Zoological garden review on our "Movie Review" page.)

Grade: C+

IT’S Fine! EVERYTHING IS FINE. (Not Rated)

Crispin Glover’s in style film (it’s the second in a trilogy that started with What is It?) is one christopher Fry short of a well-chosen meal. Glover (you may remember him as George McFly from the original Back to the Future) could be best described as a fusion of Ed Wood, John Amniotic fluid, and Russ Meyer with a bit of David Lynch thrown in for good measure. His latest cinematic quirkiness is the brain kid of Steven C. Jimmy Stewart, a sixty two year old adult male with intellectual palsy (he died shortly after the film was finished). End-to-end the motion-picture show we are witness to strange characters and leftover sexual situations. The photographic film itself is poorly made (that would explain the C- evaluation) but the experience (made all the more entertaining by the giggling sess heads sitting directly behind us) and the Q & A following the film, made this a four star evening.

Grade: C-

TRADE (R)

Trade is a startling and provocative look into the sexuality trade military operation. It shows, in unflinching fashion, how young girls and boys are plucked from their familiar environment and sold on the internet. In an unmatched way, Trade wind sort of plays wish a dramatic version of Hostel. It’s a hair-raising business that actually exists and by the remainder of the movie, it had my stomach in knots. Trade follows a police military officer (played by Kevin Kline) who assists Mexican teenager Jorge (Cesar Ramos) in finding his missing sister, but the most effective ons of the film involve the young, kidnaped victims themselves. Paulina Gaitan is sensational as Adriana, Jorge’s little sister, only the picture really belongs to the lovely Alicja Bachleda-Curus as a twenty-something whom, after also being kidnaped, serves as a sort of mother figure to these scared children. I had issues with certain elements as portrayed in this movie. The fashion in which these kids are sold on the cyberspace seemed a little also easy, just there’s no denying the over all effectiveness of this powerfully unsettling flick. The ending in peculiar, leaves a long durable impression. On a incline note, there’s one scene set to a new Rufus Waggonwright song that simply gave me chills.

Grade: B

HOUNDDOG (R)

Hounddog was the most talked about motion-picture show at Sundance 2007. In fact, attendees were so caught up in discussing the films controversial rapine scene, that lost in all the hoopla was the sorry fact that Hounddog isn’t a peculiarly good motion-picture show. That declared, I want to make it clear that I found Dakota Fanning’s functioning here zero short of astonishing. She brings depth and complexity to the role of a young girl from a unkept home, world Health Organization must hold out the unthinkable. This is her finest hour as an actress, and it’s a shame that the writing and direction aren’t worthy of her considerable talent. In fact, the same could be aforementioned for to the highest degree of the cast. David Morse is stellar as Fanning’s oddball father, piece Robin Richard Wright Penn lends a healthy dose of vulnerability to the role of a woman world Health Organization always runs away from her problems. The flipside is veteran soldier Piper Laurie going path over the top as an insufferably overbearing southern Matriarch. Fundamentally, she’s playing the same part that she played in Carrie back in the 70’s. Only here, it doesn’t work. The first half of Hounddog starts off strong then quickly loses its way.

Grade: C+

BLACK SNAKE Moan (R)

Craig Brewer’s entertaining follow up to Hustle and Flow proves that this exciting film manufacturer is the real divvy up. Black Serpent Moan features Samuel L. Jackson as a Supreme Being fearing old timer wHO takes it upon himself to purge a promiscuous young woman (played by Christina Ricci) of her "puckish ways." He does so by chaining the licentious spitfire to a water warmer and refusing to rent her out of his sight. On paper, that probably sounds weird. WHO am I kidding? It is eldritch. Still, the movie workings like an absolute good luck charm - fusing elements of drama, comedy and exploitation with a healthy window pane of southerly mysticism. Jackson gives his strongest functioning since Pulp Fiction piece the uninhibited Ricci gives a fervid turn as a sexually charged enchantress. Further adding to Black Snake Moan’s effectiveness is a astral blues soundtrack.

Grade: B+

FIDO (R)

Just when you thought the zombie music genre had kaput as far as it could go (it doesn’t get whatever better than Shaun of the Bushed), in walks Fido, a wonderfully imaginative meshing of zombie horror and drollery. Taking place in the 50’s, Fido imagines a world where zombies have become servants in a kind of strange metaphor for racial prejudice. Young Timmy has always wanted a zombi spirit, but his stern father (played by Dylan Baker) refuses to bring one into the home referable to a horrible mischance that occurred when he was jr.. Against dad’s wishes, mama (played by The Matrix’s Carrie-Anne Moss) brings a zombie place to Timmy anyway. Shortly thereafter, all hell breaks lose. Where this extraordinarily entertaining motion-picture show goes, is beyond verbal description. The biggest stroke of genius this film has up it’s sleeve is veteran histrion Billy Connolly who playfully livens up the transactions as a zombie called Fido.

Grade: B

DEDICATION (R)

Dedication is an odd but sorcerous little gem about a neurotic children’s book writer (Billy Crudup) whose preference for saying the wrong thing drives away those he cares about to the highest degree. His foreign life becomes uber- disorderly when he’s ordered to work with a raw illustrator (Mandy Moore). Crudup is infinitely fascinating in this movie and Mandy Moore comes into her own in what is easily her strongest work out to date. As a duet, these two actors prove to have existent chemistry and while at the surface Dedication’s love story seems to be something of a sitcom type scenario, Crudup and Moore make up it anything but that. Quirky seat be majuscule when done properly, and Dedication does it right. On a final notation, a special shout out to the wonderful Tom turkey Wilkinson world Health Organization soars as Crudup’s senescence (and fairly grizzled) mentor. By the way, Deerhoof’s oddly infective soundtrack is perfectly fitting.

Grade: B

THE SIGNAL (R)

There was much buzz surrounding The Signal at this year’s festival. It was existence hailed a new milepost in the world of low budget horror. Gratuitous to tell, I was very worked up as I’m a vast fan of the genre. Did the movie live up to the ballyhoo? Not quite, but I still found it extremely entertaining, in particular the first-class honours degree half. The film showcases a man gone sore after strange signals start affecting those watching video and talk on cell phones. Later on being septic by the signal, folks simply initiate killing one another. The first xV minutes or so of this pic reminded me of the opening proceedings of Zack Snyder’s Dawn of the Dead remaking. Right out of the gate, it’s sheer disorderly madness on a outrageous scale. As the cinema progresses, a lighter note surfaces and eventually, the movie becomes a horror/comedy. The Signaling is told in triplet acts, each shot by a dissimilar director, and while I enjoyed a lot of it, the shifting of tone becomes a bit jarring. I really had a fun time during this moving picture, but the second and third acts of the Apostles don’t alive up to the low gear. Conceptually, The Signal is quite imaginative, and I for one, would like to see this concept explored further.

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Jul 05 2008

Movie review Good Luck Chuck (2007)

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Dane Cook’s latest attempt is not quite as disappointing as his premature attempts at a celluloid career, only it is disappointing none the less. With a script that was quite possibly written by a 10-year-old boy, the cinema started extinct pretty harsh. I have to read, there was a distinct point when it seemed that Cook and his co-stars settled into their roles and the sense of humor got a little better. There ar quite a few comic and magic moments, but trying to find them in a sea of "boobies" was pretty difficult.

The film opens on Charlie (Dane Cook) and Stu (Dan Fogler), two best friends at a center school boy/girl party. They are playing "Seven-spot Minutes to Heaven" and Charlie gets stuck with the creepy goth girl who has been obsessed with him since tertiary grade. When Charlie tells her he doesn’t like her disdain her fast-growing advances, she puts a hex on him. Supposedly, Charlie testament never find true love, but every woman he’s ever with will ascertain it with the serviceman they date right after they break up with him. Quick forward 20 years, and Chuck has just been dumped by yet some other beautiful girl because he can’t read ‘I love you’ to her. He runs into her at his early ex-girlfriend’s wedding, and the woman world Health Organization has just dumped him catches the bouquet. Didn’t see that coming, right?

After the wedding, Chuck returns to his job as a dentist, and all of a sudden his clientèle has become a mint more attractive and a lot more flirtatious. Pat is focalisation his attention on individual he met at the wedding though. Cam Wexler (Jessica Alba) is a penguin fiend and total klutz. Afterwards almost by chance killing Ditch on numerous occasions, she finally agrees to go out with him despite his growing reputation as the man who is sure to be every woman’s stepping stone to finding true love. Spew really likes Cam, only his friend Stu keeps pressuring him to rest with every woman he sees as "a public service" and to try and figure out how to break the hex.

I knew ahead of time that this film had an R rating, and I’m not easily aghast these years, but Unspoiled Luck Chuck had some parts that were only plain disgusting and borderline offensive. I can’t remember a film (except perhaps Monty Python’s Meaning of Life) that had more topless, and sometimes bottomless women. I think having so lots nudity in a photographic film like this can be entertaining, as long as it’s through with in an original way. Unfortunately, Good Luck Toss just comes across as rude, cliché and immature. Of course the independent female character, Cam, was treated respectfully and in reality turned out to be a strong, independent female character – if non a little bland.

The first half of this film essentially just riled me. Dane Cook was completely boring, Jessica Alba was completely idiotic, and Dan Fogler was downright offensive. None of the main characters had whatever charm, and none of them seemed to make for well together. There was one head in the film, somewhere halfway through, that something clicked. Cook and Alba actually developed chemistry, Make said quite a few funny things, and Fogler remained repellant but at least he was loathsome in a more humorous way.

In an interview, I sawing machine Cook say he felt like he was able-bodied to contain more of his stand up style in this function. I could see that a few times, and like I said, there were a few parts that actually made me laugh and were quite charming. Overall though, everything about this movie was forgettable. The ending is cliché, the humor is bland, and the writing was remedial at c. H. Best. Hopefully one day Dane Cook will wake up and recognise he necessarily to stick to stick up comedy, or at the very least pick roles that will show off his comedic talents more successfully.

Jul 04 2008

Movie review American Pie 2 (2001)

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It seems like just yesterday, that the larger-than-life American Pie graced the silver blind. If you detect a sarcastic tone, that’s because I am being sarcastic. I was not a fan of the first-class honours degree American Proto-Indo European. Although I enjoyed the likable cast (with exception of the annoying Seann William Robert Scott), I grew quite tired of the labored shock gags (i.e. the beer with the bodily fluid). With the huge success of that picture, a sequel seemed to be a given.

American Pie 2 gives us a glimpse into the lives of the same ensemble during the summertime following their first year of college. Surprisingly, not much has changed. Jason Biggs’ character is still unskilled in the shipway of dear, and continues to happen himself in outlandish, compromising positions. Scott’s Stifler is still a complete loud mouth, blaze bent on making everyone else’s life miserable. In fact, most of the goings on in American Pie 2 are zippo if not predictable. I guess the producers figured "if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it."

Again, this picture deals with a very likable roam most notably Biggs, Alyson Hannigan (remindful of a character in the 80’s gem Real Genius), and Eugene Levy as the most loving and agreement father since Mike Mathew B. Brady. Many of the returning characters aren’t given much to do. They just kind of show up in cruise control. Walter Scott provides most of the crude comic relief as he did in the first plastic film, and while he’s still completely irritation, I detect that he has a good public presentation in him. In fact, castmates Winfield Scott, Biggs, and Shannon Elizabeth are all put to more effective use in Kevin Smith’s superior John Jay and Mum Bob Strike Back.

Writer Adam Herz and Director J.B. Rogers strive awfully hard to do this more then but a unprocessed comedy full of potty humor. The film even attempts to pull at the heartstrings with themes of love, friendship, and family. Sometimes it works, most of the metre it doesn’t. My darling plotline deals with the relationship ‘tween Hannigan and Biggs. Although the issue is all obvious (as was the case in most John Hughes romance movies), I really liked their chemistry.

The American Pie films are basically Porky’s for a new millennium. The major departure here is that this sequel does manage to be a notch above the first. I can’t say the same for Porky’s 2: The Following Day. I’d also like to cite that a pie does make a cameo in this photograph in face your inquisitive.

This one sucked and nearly destroyed the beginning one for me just by association.

this motion-picture show is wkd, i got all frantic when stiffler punched finch in the balls a devernate must

Jul 03 2008

Movie review American Pimp (1999)

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Filmmakers Allen and Albert Hughes (Menace II Beau monde, Dead Presidents) return with this outrageously entertaining documental about Pimps in U.S.. Rather than display the same power point of thought as the media, The Hughes Brothers show pimping as a lucrative business rather than portraying them as immoral monsters world Health Organization exploit women, steal their money and ruin their lives. However, this is not to say that they’re saints, they are just splashy. Allen and Albert throw put together a cinema that flows briskly and is consistent. Certainly, it’s one of the most stylish documentaries that I’ve ever seen. Pimping isn’t a noble calling by any agency, but it’s fun observation these smooth talkers gain a living in the world’s irregular oldest profession.

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Jul 02 2008

Movie review Malevolence (2005)

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Malevolence is a revulsion picture that is, all at once, dumb and compulsively watchable. Not unlike an episode of Dawson’s Creek. You’re probably request yourself - "Malevolence! What the hell is that - are they putting straight-to-video flicks on the straw man page?" That’s sure enough what I was intellection when I noticed the title spell checking out my local showtimes. I decided to IMDB it because I was queer, and because I hold a strong affection for the slasher genre. Non one to read reviews before I see a picture, I went against my better judgement and read one posted by someone world Health Organization had seen the moving picture. This particular viewer suggested that Malignity was the scariest flip he had seen since the original Halloween. I didn’t believe it for a second, but at this gunpoint I was bound and determined to find out what would cause someone to make such a daft declaration. Having seen it, I can tell you it isn’t shuddery in the slightest, but still it’s so derivitive, so amateur, and so ridiculously silly, that I had a good time watching it.

Taking obvious cues from the slasher films of the late 70’s and early 80’s, Malevolence pays homage to legendary entries in the genre (i.e. The Texas Chain saw Massacre, Halloween, the entire Friday the 13th series) to lesser known fare (Prom Night, Motel Sin). The movie features a band of criminals world Health Organization, following a botched looting attempt, retreat to a remote place in the woods only to find oneself themselves preyed upon by a serial killer.

What can I say? Malevolency is a riot. The majority of the acting is B-movie caliber, and writer/director Stevan Mena, can’t muster up a single scare, because if you’ve seen any of the pictures he’s borrowing from, you recognise exactly what’s going to happen. The plot structure and attack of images on display here, give it patent that this guy is a vast fan of the genre. The slayer wears a pillow case over his head (Vorhees) and hangs out in a massacre house (Leatherface), and spends most of the picture lurking in the shadows (Myers). Mena uses abrupt music cues to intensify tension, a device made famous by John Carpenter in the original Halloween. Mena even composed the uproariously bad score himself and uses it to full effect.

Try as he might, Mena is unable to generate whatever real suspense, mostly due to the fact that the picture is so cheesy that it’s unimaginable to take seriously. Contempt a fairly horrific opening scene (i that reminded me of similar such carnage on display in the soon to be released horror films Skirt chaser Creek and High Tension), Malevolence quickly settles into the world of "been at that place, done that."

At this dot, you’re in all likelihood wondering how I could possibly like this motion-picture show. Firstly, I enjoyed myself because of my unabashed love for the writing style. Every device Mena uses, instantly reminded me of it’s original source. Secondly, it’s net that most of the crew involved in the making of Malevolence took everything whole serious and this makes the moving-picture show all the more entertaining. This isn’t like Screaming, in which the celluloid makers are clearly making intentional referrences toward other films and playfully eye blink at the audience. By the same token, this isn’t charade like the Scary Moving-picture show series or the underrated raunch-fest Pupil Bodies. Malevolence manages to entertain because it takes itself deathly serious and as a result is dead laughable.

I’m non going to lie. Malevolence is a dumb movie. For a horror film, it isn’t particularly shivery. In fact, the first base forty transactions of the movie revolves around the previously discussed robbery. And, like the best of the Friday the 13th films, at that place isn’t anyone in Malevolence worth giving a darned about, tied though Mena makes an effort at giving a couple of his laughably stock characters a small sympathy. In the goal, this low budget slasher flick is just an excuse for Mena to re-film what he’s seen in innumerable other movies. It’s one thing to be elysian, but some other to blatantly lift scenes outright. Tranquil, as lame as a great deal of the experience was, I enjoyed it more than then recent duds like White Dissonance and Bogeyman. As I watched it, I was sort of reminded of 2003’s Wrong Turn. There’s something to be said for films that ar so silly, that they’re actually jolly appealing. This is in spades one of those. I laughed my ass cancelled nearly the whole agency through.

On a side note, Malignity was released by Anchor Bay (a studio that specializes in cult horror like Iniquity Dead 2). It’s organism offered up in unpaired, smaller markets, so if you’re singular about it, you’ll receive to maintain your eyes and ears open. Otherwise, it will probably attain DVD old in the next month or so.

I happened to take care Malevolence and can’t quite share what little enthusiasm you extend for this second rate slasher part of bullshit. Though it’s better than the raft of straight to video horror that’s been popping up as of late (this goes for you Tobe Hooper you washed up has been) Instrument box Murders is the biggest loading of insupportable crap I’ve seen for years, and don’t get me started on Starkweather

Sheldon,

Yeah, I’ve heard that Toolbox Murders is pretty awful. Still, I have a soft spot for the other works of Tober Hooper. Texas Chain saw Massacre remains a classic and Poltergeist (if you believe Hooper had anything to do with the actual direction of that film)is timeless. The Funhouse is a big guilty pleasure of mine. As for Malevolence, I know it isn’t a very practiced movie, merely that honest-to-god slasher film whore deep inside of me recognized the few charms it did have to tender.

Jul 01 2008

Movie review Kissing A Fool (1998)

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This drilling romantic comedy stars David Schwimmer, and Jason Lee as buddies whose friendship is put to the test. Kissing a Shoot has nada new to offer the romantic funniness scenario, nor does it have the charm that made The Wedding Singer so much fun.

What it does have ar Jason Lee Yuen Kam and Mili Avital, two likable stars who can’t quite rise above this lousy material. Lee, wHO was so funny in last year’s indie score Chasing Amy, does a good job here, simply he’s so restrained, he looks care he’s release to explode!

Avital is cute and sympathetic but isn’t granted anything exciting to do. Schwimmer spends most of the film blurting out the F word in an try to make people blank out he’s Nellie Tayloe Ross from Friends. His duologue is so forced, that you never buy into his fibre.

Kissing a Fool is told through flashback, by the always delightful Bonny Hunt. By the end of the film, you’re expected to care about the issue. The effect is so predictable, that I didn’t care. For once, I’d like to see a romantic funniness where the characters do the manner we would in a given situation, instead of running around and performing like a bunch of idiots!

Jun 30 2008

Movie review Stranger Than Fiction (2006)

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Stranger Than Fiction is a wondrous, whimsical, astonishingly romantic tale that delves into the mind of a novelist and the soul of her up-to-the-minute book’s independent character. At that place are many things to admire about this wizard movie, but perhaps the biggest surprise surrounding it is the involvement of a perfectly subdued Will Ferrell. It may sound pretentious to say so, but this is his Truman Show. And in fact, Ferrell’s work in Stranger Than Fiction is even stronger than Jim Carrey’s in Peter Weir’s glimpse into reality TV culture.

In Stranger Than Fiction, Will Ferrell is the misfortunate Harold Francis Henry Compton Crick, a solitary IRS man whose life is stuck in a "by the numbers" rut. Unitary morning, he wakes up to go about his daily turn when he is slightly startled by a strange voice he believes to be emanating from his tooth copse. At kickoff, he shrugs the articulation off merely soon, it becomes excessively much to ignore. What does the voice enunciate? Well, it appears to be providing a sort of narration for Crick’s dull, uneventful life, simply it does so with the utmost precision. Worried by the voice, Kink sets out to come up help. This little journey leads him to an eccentric literary scholar (played by a hilarious Dustin Hoffman).

Then, the picture switches gears and introduces us to "the voice". It turns out "the voice" belongs to Karenic Effiel (played by a winning Emma Thompson), a celebrated novelist whom, spell suffering from a severe case of writer’s stymie, is desperately trying to finish her latest novel. What she doesn’t realise is that her latest character creation isn’t a character creation at all. It’s a real man by the name of Harold Kink.

By way of some bizarre, unexplained cosmic anomaly, Crick is able to sense Effiel’s presence (by means of the aforementioned narration). In fear that Effiel power do something inadvertently drastic (to his "character"), he sets out to find her and demonstrate that he is in fact a real military man and not some freakish figment to be manipulated at a whim.

Amongst all this chaos, Francis Crick finds time for a little romance when he falls for baker Ana Pascal (a wonderful Maggie Gyllenhaal.) when he is assigned the daunting undertaking of auditing the abrasive, but ultimately sweet-natured woman’s bakery.

Stranger Than Fiction will, no doubt, draw comparisons to Adaptation with it’s literary themes and it’s captivating exploration into writer’s block, but whereas Charlie Kaufman’s innovative screenplay for that flick was hellbent on swimming in a sea of unappeasable eccentricities (that’s not a stab –I loved Adjustment), this pic is in spades more accessible. This isn’t to say that this picture isn’t eccentric – it surely is, only ultimately, Unknown Than Fabrication will most likely feature an easier time playing to the masses because it’s igniter and sweeter in smell.

Will Ferrell is actually terrific here as the lonely IRS man. For those of you world Health Organization can’t warm up to his loveable man-child shtik (personally, I’m a fan), this may prove to be right up your alley. As Jim Carrey did in The Harry Truman Show and Adam Sandler did in Punch Rummy Love, Ferrell is able to walk that line between comedy and drama effortlessly. While he is extremely suspect in Stranger Than Fiction, it’s a subtle, scummy key tolerant of fishy. By the end of the photograph, you’ll even buy into the notion that Ferrell could draw in someone as hot as Maggie Gyllenhaal. Watch for a moving little conniption in which Crick wins over his lady average with a serenade on acoustic guitar. It’s simply sweet and charming.

While we’re on the topic of Maggie Gyllenhaal, what a grand year she’s had. With diverse (and effective) turns in Cosmos Trade Heart, Monster House, and Sherrybaby, Gyllenhaal caps off a banner 2006 with this lovely, amazingly complex performance. Seriously, if you haven’t fallen for Maggie Gyllenhaal already, you will after seeing her in this.

Emma Homer Armstrong Thompson is fantastic as the neurotic Karen Effiel. Piece at a glance, Stranger Than Fabrication appears to be a story about Harold Crick, it’s scarcely as a great deal about Karenic. As Wrick goes through a sort of lifespan altering transfiguration, so does Effiel. In a sense, these iI characters aid each other grow and that’s the focal compass point of the movie.

Dustin Hoffman is a public violence as literary Professor Jules Hilbert, a scholar world Health Organization attempts to help Crick with his bizarre do of portion. His teetotal line delivery proves a perfect match for Ferrell’s drollery. The two trifle off each other attractively. And in fact, their final scene together in this film is grand. Watch as Hilbert tries to persuade Crick to succumb to the unthinkable. It’s a priceless scene managing to be both devastating and hilarious at the same time.

Rounding out a first rate cast ar Queen Latifah who, I must squeal, feels a little underwritten as a professional brought in to help draw Effiel back on rail with her writing, and a virtually missing in action Turkey cock Hulce (Amadeus, Parenthood) as a loco doctor wHO tries to help Francis Henry Compton Crick with his unusual condition. What happened to this guy? He’s been gone far besides long. Spell he appears in a mere morsel part here, it was great to see him in a movie once again.

Director Marc Forster has emerged as an incredibly diverse motion picture maker. It’s hard to believe that the same director was responsible for Monster’s Ball, Finding Neverland, and now, Stranger Than Fiction. Forster doesn’t appear to take a decided style, but he is an technical storyteller. This is an extremely inventive piece of work that remains grounded in reality even though at it’s heart, it plays as fantasy.

The screenplay by Zach Helm is witty and charming. It’s also uber-literary in it’s approach. It is, after all, about a writer and her fictitious character. Yes, Stranger Than Fiction tends to be gimmicky but the film as a whole works - right down to the ending (don’t worry – I won’t spoil anything). I’ve always maintained that I’m cool with a sad finish or a happy termination just as long as it’s the fair (and appropriate) conclusion for the story. Case in power point, look at a film like The Shawshank Redemption. That paradigm of Morgan Freeman and Tim Robbins embracing on a beach is pure magic and absolutely perfect. Or how about the nauseating last reel of Seven in which…I can’t even bring myself to go into it. It’s just now too disconcerting. Still, that was the right ending for that movie. If anything else would stimulate been in that loge, it would have ruined the tone of the picture. On the toss side of the coin, look at a picture like Pay it Onward. What becomes of Haley Joel Osment at the end of that picture show is a complete betrayal of what that picture show stands for, and what’s more, it simply plays as forced, sappy manipulation. Stranger Than Fiction is interesting because it’s termination is actually acknowledged. It has a distinct purpose. It’s an organic part of the plot and is important because it’s a further representation of character increment.

I real adore this movie. It’s warm, clear and fabulously endearing. Moreover, it finds a sense of hope in a cynical world. From the performances, to the direction, to the writing, to Brit Daniel’s (front man for the amazing indie rock isthmus Spoon) catchy score and tunes, Unknown Than Fiction won me over from start to finish. Expect to see this precious stone on my best of list at the end of the year.

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